My kids are normally pretty crazy and come up with some off the wall stuff but tonight took the cake. In the 5 minutes it took to get from a birthday party to our house they came up with all sorts of random stuff!
Matthew: "Why won't anybody let me have their baby??? I ask and nobody lets me. I can't take Conner or Casey or Jackson or Kole or Kormack...not even Chase! I think we need to go to the store and buy one so I can take a baby home!
Brady (obviously trying to change the subject): You know if you pee in your sleeping bag you have to get up and sleep in your bed.
Cameron: When you poop your pants it makes your butt tickle.
Matthew: I know it makes me itch it.
Cameron: Aubrey you pee your pants sometimes!
Aubrey: Are you KIDDING me?!?!? Only if I don't make it to the bathroom on time.
Brady: Oh My Jesus (where he came up with that saying I have no clue!)
Matthew(trying to change the subject again): Bailee you have a pillow?
Cameron: My Grammie has a pillow!